McDonalds doesn't understand to backlash, this may help.

"Battery Tender Unnecessary" (carac)
05/21/2014 at 16:33 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (38)

PS9 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:36

You've been eating us for years...

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Brian Silvestro > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:36

*shudders*

I regret getting McDonalds today without notifying them of this monster they've created.

(who am I kidding, it was delicious)

CRider > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:37

I think I'll eat in tonight.

jkm7680 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:39

Kinja'd!!!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:40

Dear twitter: Your tweets shouldn't be screwing around with flash as you gave my laptop the fits.

CRider > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 16:41

Bacon McDouble with extra bacon and extra cheese?

Hermann > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:43

Why is everybody suddenly talking about the McMinions and not when they were new?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:43

The Wendy's logo looks stoned or something.

Brian Silvestro > CRider
05/21/2014 at 16:48

2 Mcdoubles, small fry, small coke no ice.

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Hermann
05/21/2014 at 16:49

I think tomorrow is their official introduction to the US market.

area man > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 16:49

Like a pro. McDoubles are among the best deals in fast food today IMO.

CRider > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 16:54

Respectable choice, although I couldn't live with myself for getting a small fry.

Brian Silvestro > area man
05/21/2014 at 16:55

Yep, they're quite underestimated/looked over. So delicious too.

Brian Silvestro > CRider
05/21/2014 at 16:55

EXPLAIN

Jagvar > Battery Tender Unnecessary
05/21/2014 at 16:56

Kinja'd!!!

It's obvious what they're going for (cash in on the popularity of Despicable Me), and they even contracted the same firm that designed the minions, but good Lord. Even the minions didn't look this cracked out. "Happy" looks like he's had about 7 espressos laced with cocaine.

CRider > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 16:58

FRENCH FRIES ARE MY CRACK. I EAT THEM LIKE CANDY. EVEN IF McD'S FRIES AREN'T THE BEST, THEY'RE STILL FRENCH FRIES. GOOD JOB ON GETTING THE COKE WITH NO ICE.

Jagvar > PS9
05/21/2014 at 16:58

This will be a film in a year's time, probably starring Will Smith.

Brian Silvestro > CRider
05/21/2014 at 16:59

I REGRET NOT GETTING A LARGE EVERYTHING

CRider > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:05

I KNOW YOU DO I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL TOO BAD ABOUT BUYING A MOUTHFUL OF FRENCH FRIES AND A GULP OF COKE.

Brian Silvestro > CRider
05/21/2014 at 17:06

It's ok, I go to McDonalds at least twice a week, it's one of my favorite foods. Maybe Friday I'll just get $15 worth of it.

Takuro Spirit > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:07

I haven't eaten McDonalds food since.... 2008? Had a chicken wrap that tasted like a burger. Shit so much that night, had to leave the concert early. 'Twas a long ride home.

But I will drink the shit out of their sweet tea.

Brian Silvestro > Takuro Spirit
05/21/2014 at 17:08

But.....it's so delicious, cheap, and convenient!

Takuro Spirit > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:10

AND THE KIDS LOVE IT AND PLAYLAND AND HAPPY FAPPY CLOWNS YAY

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:12

Do you have 5 Guys burgers where you live?

Brian Silvestro > Takuro Spirit
05/21/2014 at 17:16

Show them this new mascot and they'll be scarred for life

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/21/2014 at 17:17

Yeah like 30 minutes away, I like their burgers, but their fries are truly awful.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:18

I like their fries.

But 30 min would be too far for you, even if you did like their fries.

There is one close to me so I go a fair bit. I don't even bother with fries most the time. I just get the big bacon burger with a ton of toppings and A1 steak sauce.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/21/2014 at 17:20

That sounds....delicious. I haven't been there enough to try out different sounding things like that yet.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:22

When you do find yourself there make sure to try out a bunch of toppings. Everything but bacon and cheese is included for free. They have a lot of different sauces too.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/21/2014 at 17:23

MMMMMM Might have to make a trip..

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:25

Now that you have the FiST you can go out of your way for food when you have nothing else to do. Cure boredom with fun food trips.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/21/2014 at 17:34

Some time next week probably. I literally have nothing else to do. I've overdosed on oppo twice today. These hospital trips are getting expensive.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:41

That reminds me to tell you - my weekend Oppo OD took its toll. I started feeling like crap on Monday night and have been super sick since yesterday.

ODing on anything is bad...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/21/2014 at 17:42

The only reason to leave my house and drive the Fiesta today was to get lunch at Mcdonalds!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:50

LOL

Do you eat in your car?

I'm a bad person because I eat in all the cars. If I'm really hungry then I'm not going to wait until I get home. I'll start eating on the drive home.

That's another reason why the Scud would be so perfect. No carpets to stain when eating...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
05/21/2014 at 17:53

Hahaha NEVER, I wouldn't risk ruining the expensive seats I paid for.

But in a Scuderia I'd go to town. Big Mac secret sauce everywhere.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
05/21/2014 at 17:56

What material is used for your seats? Would the secret sauce stain it or come right off?

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Jagvar
05/21/2014 at 18:30

Everybody knows he's too fresh to be associated with McDonalds food.